In the traffic court of a large mid-western city,
a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her
for driving through a red light.
She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an
immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes.
A wild gleam came into the judge's eye.
"You are a school teacher, eh?"
said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition.
Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."