WASHINGTON-Urging the assembled reporters to move things along, White
House Press Secretary Sean Spicer announced at a press conference Thursday
that there was only enough time left in his career for a couple more
questions. "We're going to have to wrap this up soon, folks," said Spicer,
adding that he could only call on three or four more journalists before being
forced to tender his resignation or summarily dismissed. "I'm just about done
working here, so why don't we jump right in? If you have any questions that I
don't get to, please hold onto them and my successor will follow up with you,
assuming my position isn't eliminated entirely." At press time, Spicer had
refused to directly answer each of the final questions he was asked.