Mosquito Confronts Partner
RIO DE JANEIRO-Lashing out at her significant other the moment he arrived
home at their stagnant puddle of water, an Aedes aegypti mosquito angrily
confronted her partner Thursday after testing positive for the Zika virus.
"Listen, you're my only mate, so if I have Zika it's because you fucking
bred with another female who had it," said the 12-day-old insect, adding
that because of her mate's betrayal, she was now deeply worried about the
possibility of spawning hundreds of offspring with microcephaly. "It's bad
enough you cheated, but then you went and brought that whore's disease home
to me? How could you?" Despite her anger, the mosquito went on to say that
while it would be difficult, she wasn't yet ready to give up on the 72-hour
relationship.
home at their stagnant puddle of water, an Aedes aegypti mosquito angrily
confronted her partner Thursday after testing positive for the Zika virus.
"Listen, you're my only mate, so if I have Zika it's because you fucking
bred with another female who had it," said the 12-day-old insect, adding
that because of her mate's betrayal, she was now deeply worried about the
possibility of spawning hundreds of offspring with microcephaly. "It's bad
enough you cheated, but then you went and brought that whore's disease home
to me? How could you?" Despite her anger, the mosquito went on to say that
while it would be difficult, she wasn't yet ready to give up on the 72-hour
relationship.
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