Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the
vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now
vacant, vanished. However, this valourous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has
vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently
vicious and voracious violation of volition!