"I LOVE THIS SONG!"
"What is it called?"
"It's called Closer."
"Can I listen to it?"
"Sure I BET you will love it!"
Listened to the song.
The lyrics are:
SO BABY PULL ME CLOSER TO THE BACK SEAT OF YOUR ROVER.
And I know you can't afford.
Bite that tattoo on your shoulder.
Pull the sheets right of the corner of the mattress that you stole.
"AHH! I can't listen to this anymore!"
"Why?!
"BECAUSE IT SOUNDS EWWWWWW!"
"OK, YOUR JUST SOO WEIRD!"
"mORE LIKE YOU!"
"your such a bad friend."
"Fine, BYE
uh BYE
SO THEY GOT MAD AND THEY BROKE UP.
the END
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